King Dork

'I'm small for my age, uncomfortable in most situations, skinny and awkward. Most of the time I walk around here feeling like a total idiot.' But when Tom Henderson finds his father's copy of The Catcher In The Rye, it change his world. It puts him in the middle of several interlocking conspiracies and at least half a dozen mysteries involving dead people, naked people, fake people, ESP, blood, guitars, monks, witchcraft, a devil's head and rock & roll. It appears to be just the tip of the iceberg of clues that could help Tom unravel the puzzle of his father's death, and - bizarrely - reveal the secret of attracting semi-hot girls . . .