Bottling Burps for Grandma

More about the book

Burps can be bottled and nappies can be recycled - and this work shows you how. It also fills the reader in on the many uses of ear wax and tells the tale of Ten Foot Terry. If you've ever wondered about teacher's tummy buttons, putrid pizzas, or whether headlice do handstands, then this book should also reveal all. The collection of poetry is written by the author of Always Eat Your Bogies.