Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Kinky Friedman is back with his outrageous humor in this hilarious guide to Texas. With George W. Bush in the White House, Americans are taking a fresh look at the state known for the Alamo, armadillos, and Willie Nelson. As the oldest living Jew in Texas without real estate, Kinky feels compelled to enlighten both Texans and non-Texans about the customs and quirks of his home state. You'll never see Texas the same way after meeting the colorful characters in his guide—from hometown heroes to affluent oilmen and country stars. The book features provocative essays and profiles, including "Shoshone The Magic Pony" and "Willie Nelson: The Back Of The Bus." Take Kinky's quiz to discover if you're a "Redneck, Good Old Boy, or Oilman." Learn how to identify a Texan abroad, which famous figures aren't actually from Texas, the origins of the Lone Star, and the history of Texans' beloved Dr Pepper. Packed with eye-opening quotes from Texas politicians, Ace Reid cartoons, bizarre laws, and final meal requests from death row inmates, this spirited book is sure to entertain both native Texans and newcomers alike.