F U, Penguin

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Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly. Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs! The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in zoos, and sometimes in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly creatures have taken over films, posters, and desktops, further weakening innocent civilians beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you, and their free ride has just come to an end. This book is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, it will have you laughing out loud while saving you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. With humorous endorsements from various animal perspectives, it offers a refreshing take on the absurdity of the cute culture that dominates our lives.