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Things I've Said to My Children

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<b>An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one's kids.</b> As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear." He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With <i>Things I've Said to My Children</i>, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don'ts, and of course, bodily functions, <i>Things I've Said to My Children</i> is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who've ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, "Please don't eat the goldfish crackers you've put in your butt."

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Things I've Said to My Children, Nathan Ripperger

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2015
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Title
Things I've Said to My Children
Language
English
Released
2015
Format
Hardcover
Pages
96
ISBN10
1607748304
ISBN13
9781607748304
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<b>An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one's kids.</b> As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear." He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With <i>Things I've Said to My Children</i>, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don'ts, and of course, bodily functions, <i>Things I've Said to My Children</i> is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who've ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, "Please don't eat the goldfish crackers you've put in your butt."