Jeff Burk Books

This book draws inspiration from the unique styles of filmmakers like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi, blending elements of horror and humor. It evokes the complexity of modern literature, likened to the works of William Faulkner, suggesting a deep exploration of themes and character development. The narrative promises a distinctive voice that combines absurdity with profound storytelling, appealing to fans of unconventional narratives.

Part man. Part wolf. 100% crippled. Welcome to Fetish Flights, the only airline where BDSM flight attendants service your every need. Aboard a red-eye flight from Tokyo, Japan to Portland, Oregon, a disabled Vietnam vet is harboring a secret. Every full moon he turns into a ravenous killing machine. When he transforms mid-flight and slaughters most of the passengers and crew, a Japanese punk band, a limbless superhero, a Muslim terrorist, and two stoner pilots must fight to stay alive until they reach land. In the spirit of Snakes on a Plane and Tokyo Gore Police, Cripple Wolf is a hilarious, perverted, and hyper-violent ride for fans of video games, comic books and trash culture.This collection includes six additional stories: Punk Rock Nursing Home, Adrift with Space Badgers, Cook for Your Life, Just Another Day in the Park , Frosty and the Full Monty, and House of Cats.

In a city under siege by colossal monsters, survival hinges on quick thinking and strategic planning. As chaos reigns, the narrative challenges readers to navigate through perilous situations and make crucial decisions to escape the destruction. The intense atmosphere and high stakes create a thrilling experience, inviting readers to immerse themselves in a world where every choice could mean the difference between life and death.

The narrative unfolds in a whimsical universe where a reality bomb disrupts the inaugural ShatnerCon, leading to chaotic and humorous consequences. Characters grapple with the bizarre fallout, navigating unexpected twists and alternate realities. Themes of fandom, identity, and the impact of pop culture are explored as attendees confront their own obsessions and relationships. This unique event serves as a backdrop for a blend of science fiction and satire, inviting readers to reflect on the nature of reality and the influence of celebrity.

After the apocalypse, three Star Trek fans and their morbidly obese cat embark on a quest to save their beloved idol, the one and only William Shatner, from the hostile world America has become. But their journey will not be easy, for the wasteland is filled with cannibal cults, Klingon biker gangs, Zombie Borg, and all manner of mutant creatures. And once they arrive at their destination, they discover that William Shatner has been transformed into Shatzilla - a giant 100-story radioactive monster hell-bent on destroying all of Los Angeles. Now instead of saving Shatner from this new apocalyptic world, these three fans must save the world from this new apocalyptic Shatner. If only there was another giant monster who could take him down... From the author who brought you the cult hit "Shatnerquake," comes another Shat-tastic sci-fi comedy that proves once and for all that there actually is something even bigger than William Shatner's ego. And it is... William Shatner.