Twenty-two have become twelve. And Delta is having a bad day. Eleven dumb kids are all looking up to her as their leader on this barren island that is now their home… and she doesn't know whether she intends to rule as a democracy or a dictatorship.
James Breakwell Book order
James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and an amateur father of four young girls. He is best known for his family humor Twitter account, which has garnered over a million followers. His work offers a witty perspective on parenthood and daily life, establishing him as a prominent dad brand in social media. Breakwell's writing focuses on humor and finding levity in challenging situations.
- 2024
- 2023
Popular comedy writer James Breakwell brings us the story of a determined boy with big dreams who remains undeterred by all the naysayers!
- 2022
The Chosen Twelve
- 384 pages
- 14 hours of reading
There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats. But the fate of humanity rests on creating a new civilization on the planet below, and there are twelve seats on the lander and killer robots all around. Will manipulation or loyalty save the day?
- 2019
Exploring the often unspoken challenges of family life, this new parenting title by James Breakwell combines humor with candid insights. Building on the success of his previous works, the author draws from his experiences as a father and the relatable struggles that come with raising children. With wit and honesty, he addresses the daily hurdles that families encounter, making it a refreshing and entertaining read for parents navigating the ups and downs of parenthood.
- 2018
Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route. In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book.
- 2017
Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
- 200 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Combining humor with parenting advice, this guide is tailored for parents who enjoy zombie culture while raising young children. The author, known for their viral comedic takes on parenting, offers relatable insights and practical tips, making the journey of parenthood both entertaining and manageable for fans of the undead. Expect a blend of wit and wisdom, perfect for navigating the challenges of parenting with a unique twist.