Ulysses Press Books

Discover the secret thoughts of our cheeky yet charming pet cats, with 50 adorable, full-color photos of cats paired with their hilarious commentary. Ever wonder what devious plan your cat is thinking up next? Or why they insist on meowing at your door at 2 a.m.? In Let Me Knock That Off the Counter For You, our sweet but sassy feline friends impart their innermost thoughts and snarky reasons for why they walk around like they own the place. Packed with engaging photos and comical snippets of cat insight, this book helps us mere humans better appreciate those moments of happiness (and exasperation) we share with our cats every day.

Featuring iconic songs, performances, and memorable music video scenes, this official coloring book invites fans to engage creatively with Britney Spears' legendary career. Each page offers a unique opportunity to celebrate her artistry through coloring, making it a perfect keepsake for enthusiasts of her music and legacy.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine's Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the Valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on Valentine's Day date? To the Moooovies! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you!

Laugh out loud with this book filled hilarious, clean, and silly jokes for kids ages 5 to 10. Packed with knee-slapping jokes and tongue-twisting fun, this joke book is the perfect companion for kids who love to laugh and entertain. Whether you're on a road trip, hosting a sleepover, or simply hanging out in the backyard, 101 Silly Jokes for Kids guarantees to bring smiles, laughter, and maybe even a few eye-rolls from parents and siblings! What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt a little funny Why was the man mad at the clock? He was ticked off! How was the snow globe feeling? A little bit shaken What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!

All aboard! Set out on a culinary journey through North America with the first-ever official Ticket to Ride™ cookbook. Based on Alan R. Moon’s iconic board game, Ticket to Ride®: The Official Cookbook offers dining car menus inspired by your favorite destinations throughout the United States and Canada. Imagine yourself riding the rails while enjoying New York’s famous pizza paired with San Francisco’s iconic mai tai, or New Orleans’s low country shrimp po’ boy followed by Little Rock’s decadent possum pie. With easy-to-follow recipes for regional desserts, local favorites, cocktails, and more, now every game night can be a delicious adventure. Ticket to Ride®: The Official Cookbook will leave friends, family, and fellow passengers delighted, refreshed, and ready to take on another round of route-building fun.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Easter! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: What did the silly kid eat on Easter? Hot cross puns. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the assistant duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs! What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny! What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny. What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus

Crochet hilariously upside-down versions of cartoon characters, video game heroes, and childhood toys with the first-ever AI-generated crochet book showcasing the extremely weird, bad-good patterns made by a computer. What happens when you ask ChatGPT to write an amigurumi pattern? In early 2023, we asked the groundbreaking AI platform to create adorable crochet patterns of beloved characters and our favorite animals. Instead, we were left with charmingly strange versions of these creatures that delighted and horrified, like: Squooshward, a confused adaptation of Spongebob's grouchy neighbor Beige Space Baby, a flesh-colored horror in the general shape of beloved Baby Yoda Burfy, an even more terrifying version of the cursed 90s children's toy Oopa, a deranged interpretation of Aang's trusty flying bison And more! Whether you're a beginner crocheter or an advanced yarn worker, grab your copy and stitch along with these patterns that are completely wrong, slightly strange, but above all hilariously fun.

Celebrate your love of the greatest sitcome ever with hundreds of custom-crafted stickers. Yep, we know it, you’re a superfan. It’s time to spice up your life with a little 1990s charm with these hand-drawn and custom-designed stickers that only the true aficionados can rock. From the trifle to the floor cheesecake, from inside-out cat to smelly cat, and from “transponster” to “UNAGI,” this collection of peel-and-stick stickers goes deep into the show’s history and hilarious inside jokes. With multiple sizes for each illustration, you’ll never run out of fun stickers to brighten up your belongings and share with your own group of friends. The One with All the Stickers is the perfect collector’s item and gift for fans of the iconic show.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's 100% all about everyone's favourite time of year - Christmas! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes! What does a vampire snowman give you? Frostbite! What do you call a really old snowman? A puddle! Why can't Santa spell 'holidays'? He has Noel! What's the only thing a snowman can smell? Carrots! And many more!!

Relax and enjoy the simpler things in life as you color through detailed illustrations of quaint cottages, blooming gardens, and other delightful cottagecore scenes.Whether you’re looking to destress or simply take a break from the routine of everyday life, these coloring pages of country life will help you escape into a world of the cottagecore aesthetic. Immerse yourself in color and creativity with pages of wildflowers, picnics, cottages with climbing roses, laundry drying on the clothes line, and so much more!

Celebrate your favorite films with delicious cheese boards, creative charcuterie platters, and movie-themed snack recipes in this punny and tasty cookbook.Lights, Camera, Snacktion! Whether you’re streaming an AFI classic or classically bad movie, munchies are a must-have. This unique cookbook offers 50 different snack board ideas, from timeless cheese boards and charcuterie to candy platters and cocktail pairings, all themed around iconic movies. With gorgeous flat-lay photographs, this book outlines everything you need to create cheesy cinematic pairings (and even cheesier puns) Whether you’re a die-hard cinephile or a Netflix-binger, Once Upon a Rind in Hollywood has a movie for you!

Crafty fans of Friends will love this adorable book and its 25 clever cross-stitch patterns that pay homage to one of the most binged shows ever. With this book, you'll be able to relive the very best moments of Friends as you stitch together iconic images like the Central Perk sign, the chick and the duck, and unforgettable quotes like 'PIVOT!' Whether you're making fabulous wall art to proudly display your Friends super-fandom or one-of-a-kind handmade gifts for your friends and family, this cross-stitch book is a must-have for any die-hard lover of Friends.

The perfect gift book for Pedro Pascal fans, fans of The Mandalorian, The Last of Us, and Narcos, and anyone who loves pop culture, movies, and celebrities! A collection of all the best quotes from beloved actor and internet daddy José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal, this book will cover his thoughts on relationships, life, acting, success, society and culture, and himself. Funny, inspiring, and entertaining, this quote collection celebrates every endearing quality that Pedro Pascal has—from his knee to his passion for Prince—all in a pocket-sized package!

"What can you do when it's hard to poop? Sam the Sloth doesn't like using the bathroom, Sometimes it takes too long, and sometimes it's even a little scary! Luckily , Sam's mom has a lot of great ideas to help things along. Featuring a fun, engaging story with adorable illustrations, this book follows Sam, helping toddlers learn about constipation and different games to play in the bathroom"--

Join the Sanderson sisters in some stitchcraft and brew up some '90s-inspired designs and spooky slogans with this unofficial cross-stitch book for fans of Halloween and Hocus Pocus. Unofficial Hocus Pocus Cross-Stitch brings your favorite '90s film to life with cute crafts and spooky decor. Perfect for beginners, this book has 25 witchy cross-stitch patterns that pay homage to the Halloween classic. Patterns include sayings like “Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus” and “I Put a Spell on You” as well as fun designs like a selection of brooms (and a vacuum), gravestones, and more! Whether you’re making Halloween decor for spooky season or one-of-a-kind handmade gifts for your witchiest friends and family, this cross-stitch book is a must-have for any wannabe Sanderson sister.

Join Geralt of Rivia on his adventures throughout The Continent as you learn to cook 50 delicious and totally unofficial recipes inspired by the hit fantasy books, video games, and show  The Witcher .Andrzej Sapkowski’s epic fantasy saga of the witcher Geralt has captivated pop culture for nearly 30 years. Through books, graphic novels, TV shows, and video games, the witcher’s adventures have brought audiences face-to-face with monsters, sorceresses, kings, and destiny. Now, you can have your very own taste of the legendary adventures of a witcher.The Unofficial Witcher Cookbook is filled with 50 recipes ranging from humble meals and tavern stews to bountiful feasts fit for a king, including:This cookbook is perfect for die-hard fans of The Witcher, as well as those who just can’t get enough epic fantasy in their life.

Laugh out loud with this collection of silly dad jokes that have just enough cringe to make kids, dads, and the rest of the family face-palm—a perfect gift for Father's Day! Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's full of groan-inducing puns, silly one-liners, and hilarious dad jokes! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes that are as clever as they are embarrassing. This collection covers everything from food to the moon, with jokes including: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would quack up. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? It’s a little meteor. What do cows in Hawaii wear? They wear moo-moos. Rumor has it that George Washington had a lot of children. People say he was the “father of our country.”

The perfect gift book for Harry Styles fans, One Direction fans, or anyone who loves pop music, movies, and fashion! A collection of all the best quotes from superstar and Grammy award winner Harry Styles, this book will cover his thoughts on relationships, life, fashion and style, success, music, and himself. Uplifting and quirky, this quote collection celebrates the wonderful and unique person that Harry Styles is, all in a pocket-sized package!

Break some wind and break open this sticker book full of farting sloths and other farting animal friends, including unicorns, cats, dinosaurs, and much more! Finally, the sticker book we’ve all been waiting for! Farting Sloth (& Friends) is packed with super-cute sloth stickers as well as other flatulent animal friends like narwhals, llamas, puppies, dolphins, and so much more. Mix and match farts and sloths however you want. Included are individual fart stickers that represent silent but deadly farts, loud farts, big farts, small farts, and, of course, slow farts. This product is a perfect funny and cute gift for yourself, anyone who loves sloths, or anyone who farts. The whole gang is sure to bring a rootin’-tootin’ good time!

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—a perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more!Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including: - “No work and all play.” - “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.” - “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.” - “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.” Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!

Make your passing easier on your loved ones by compiling and organizing all of your important personal information, from social media passwords to power of attorney, in this simple-to-use planner. Preparing for the inevitable can be difficult because it’s overwhelming, from the thought of missing your loved ones to managing all of your personal files. That’s where this book comes in. You’re Only Dead Once provides you with a helpful list of all the necessary information you’ll need to gather, and a handy format to keep it organized. There’s no need to worry about forgetting something important—this planner includes prompts for everything your loved ones will need once you pass away, including chapters for your: Personal information Financial information Personal property Final wishes Last words Prepared with these important details, your loved ones will have one less burden to worry about when dealing with their loss. You’re Only Dead Once can keep you organized, well regulated, and on track.

Celebrate your love of the macabre with 50 word search puzzles based on the life of everyone's favorite goth girl. . . Wednesday. Wednesday, Gomez, Itt, Morticia. . . this highly entertaining collection of word search puzzles based on that classic American family covers all the bases--from morbid topics like the funeral industry to favorite characters like Thing. Each of the 40 puzzles in Wednesday Word Search are challenging, fun, and completely original. Perfectly sized to slip into your purse, backpack or travel urn, this is the collection of activities you'll want to have with you at all times.