Ulysses Press Books

Discover the secret thoughts of our cheeky yet charming pet cats, with 50 adorable, full-color photos of cats paired with their hilarious commentary. Ever wonder what devious plan your cat is thinking up next? Or why they insist on meowing at your door at 2 a.m.? In Let Me Knock That Off the Counter For You, our sweet but sassy feline friends impart their innermost thoughts and snarky reasons for why they walk around like they own the place. Packed with engaging photos and comical snippets of cat insight, this book helps us mere humans better appreciate those moments of happiness (and exasperation) we share with our cats every day.

Featuring iconic songs, performances, and memorable music video scenes, this official coloring book invites fans to engage creatively with Britney Spears' legendary career. Each page offers a unique opportunity to celebrate her artistry through coloring, making it a perfect keepsake for enthusiasts of her music and legacy.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine's Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the Valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on Valentine's Day date? To the Moooovies! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you!

Laugh out loud with this book filled hilarious, clean, and silly jokes for kids ages 5 to 10. Packed with knee-slapping jokes and tongue-twisting fun, this joke book is the perfect companion for kids who love to laugh and entertain. Whether you're on a road trip, hosting a sleepover, or simply hanging out in the backyard, 101 Silly Jokes for Kids guarantees to bring smiles, laughter, and maybe even a few eye-rolls from parents and siblings! What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt a little funny Why was the man mad at the clock? He was ticked off! How was the snow globe feeling? A little bit shaken What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!

All aboard! Set out on a culinary journey through North America with the first-ever official Ticket to Ride™ cookbook. Based on Alan R. Moon’s iconic board game, Ticket to Ride®: The Official Cookbook offers dining car menus inspired by your favorite destinations throughout the United States and Canada. Imagine yourself riding the rails while enjoying New York’s famous pizza paired with San Francisco’s iconic mai tai, or New Orleans’s low country shrimp po’ boy followed by Little Rock’s decadent possum pie. With easy-to-follow recipes for regional desserts, local favorites, cocktails, and more, now every game night can be a delicious adventure. Ticket to Ride®: The Official Cookbook will leave friends, family, and fellow passengers delighted, refreshed, and ready to take on another round of route-building fun.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Easter! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: What did the silly kid eat on Easter? Hot cross puns. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the assistant duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs! What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny! What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny. What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus

Crochet hilariously upside-down versions of cartoon characters, video game heroes, and childhood toys with the first-ever AI-generated crochet book showcasing the extremely weird, bad-good patterns made by a computer. What happens when you ask ChatGPT to write an amigurumi pattern? In early 2023, we asked the groundbreaking AI platform to create adorable crochet patterns of beloved characters and our favorite animals. Instead, we were left with charmingly strange versions of these creatures that delighted and horrified, like: Squooshward, a confused adaptation of Spongebob's grouchy neighbor Beige Space Baby, a flesh-colored horror in the general shape of beloved Baby Yoda Burfy, an even more terrifying version of the cursed 90s children's toy Oopa, a deranged interpretation of Aang's trusty flying bison And more! Whether you're a beginner crocheter or an advanced yarn worker, grab your copy and stitch along with these patterns that are completely wrong, slightly strange, but above all hilariously fun.

Celebrate your love of the greatest sitcome ever with hundreds of custom-crafted stickers. Yep, we know it, you’re a superfan. It’s time to spice up your life with a little 1990s charm with these hand-drawn and custom-designed stickers that only the true aficionados can rock. From the trifle to the floor cheesecake, from inside-out cat to smelly cat, and from “transponster” to “UNAGI,” this collection of peel-and-stick stickers goes deep into the show’s history and hilarious inside jokes. With multiple sizes for each illustration, you’ll never run out of fun stickers to brighten up your belongings and share with your own group of friends. The One with All the Stickers is the perfect collector’s item and gift for fans of the iconic show.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's 100% all about everyone's favourite time of year - Christmas! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes! What does a vampire snowman give you? Frostbite! What do you call a really old snowman? A puddle! Why can't Santa spell 'holidays'? He has Noel! What's the only thing a snowman can smell? Carrots! And many more!!