What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything!Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter!Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot!Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through you These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
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You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes!What is black, white and red all over?A sunburnt penguin!What do you call a pig who knows karate?Porkchop!What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?Stuck!
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout.To lamp campWhy did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?She wanted to test the waterWhich cake lives in a French cathedral?The Flapjack of Notre DamePerfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?Because he had the floo!How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!
What happens if you see twin witches?You won't be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through youWill: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.'Mum: 'What do they say?'Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?'Mum: 'Of course not.