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The Secret DJ is a seasoned veteran of electronic music, chronicling decades of experiences within the genre. Their work delves into the dizzying highs and devastating lows of DJing and production, from the nascent days of Acid House to eventual stardom and subsequent struggles. Throughout these narratives, a consistent thread of wry humor, dedication to authentic club culture, and a belief in dance music's power for positive change and unity persists. Now an outspoken activist and commentator, The Secret DJ serves as the sometimes-awkward conscience of a subculture that has transformed into a massive industry, often prioritizing profit over passion.






- 2022
- 2022
The Secret Prison Governor
- 320 pages
- 12 hours of reading
The Secret Prison Governor has spent decades surrounded by every type of prisoner known to man, from petty thieves and common drug dealers to crime bosses and dangerous serial killers. This is his account.
- 2022
Tales From The Booth
- 304 pages
- 11 hours of reading
The Secret DJ's first two books lifted the lid on what really happens behind the decks in the sometimes hilarious, sometimes harrowing world of the superstar DJ. Now they've reached out to dozens of DJs from around the world - and from every scene and genre - for their own true stories of the DJ life. Tales From the Booth raises the BPM, rounding up an all-star cast of Secret DJs to tell their anonymous stories of what it's really like to rock dancefloors for a living. From strange encounters on tour to side-splitting debauchery and afterparty excess to the seamy and even dangerous side of the industry, this is your access-all-areas backstage pass. You'll never look at a DJ quite the same again.
- 2020
The Secret GP
- 352 pages
- 13 hours of reading
A powerful first-hand account of working for the NHS, both before and during the COVID-19 epidemic.We, as GPs, are just one cog in the NHS. Just one of many, many cogs, all with a shared vision of saving lives. A vision, I should add, that is shared in - and out - of any crisis.'Here is an unbelievable journey to the truth of life as a GP, through spilt urine bottles, the patients who should have been in hospital months ago, existential crises, utterly unexplainable health problems and awkward silences.Find out why you only get ten minutes with a GP, why you can never see the same doctor and why they are ALWAYS running late. This is what really goes on in your local doctor's surgery, through the tired yet tireless eyes of a doctor who, despite it all, really loves his job.Thought you knew about the life of a GP? Think again.
- 2020
Through four decades at the pointy end of dance music and club culture, the Secret DJ has seen it all. In this hilarious, gripping, and at times extremely moving follow-up to the smash hit first book, the mysterious insider pulls no punches, wryly lifting the lid on misbehaving stars, what really goes on backstage, how to survive in the DJ game, and where the real power lies in rave. Most of all, they chart how capitalism bought and sold the utopian dreams of the Acid House generation – and whether those dreams can still be saved. Essential reading for anyone who cares about the dancefloor; past, present and future.
- 2019
The Secret Cyclist
- 288 pages
- 11 hours of reading
Who is The Secret Cyclist and why all the secrecy? These are just a few details about the professional rider who wants you to know what the view looks like from the centre of the peloton. The Secret Cyclist tackles the big questions head-on, revealing a side to cycling that fans have never seen before.
- 2019
The Secret Footballer has teamed up with one of the most highly respected physios in the game to bring you the stories of a football season through the eyes of someone who has covered over 1000 games in his career and who knows the most intimate details about every player he treats.
- 2018
Whether playing to 10,000 fans in Ibiza or in a local pub function room, this is a cautionary tale for the rave generation whose days of pills, thrills, and bellyaches are behind them.
- 2018
The Secret Footballer: What the Physio Saw...
- 256 pages
- 9 hours of reading
The Secret Footballer takes us behind the scenes in the changing room to reveal what the physio saw...
- 2017
The most sensational exposé to date of the real lives of Premier League stars by the bestselling and still Secret Footballer.