Joe Schreiber Books

The story revolves around fourteen-year-old Lenny Cyrus, who has harbored a crush on Zooey Andrews since childhood. In a quirky and imaginative attempt to win her affection, Lenny devises a plan to shrink himself to the size of an amoeba, enabling his friend Harlan to secretly introduce him into Zooey's drink. The narrative explores themes of young love, creativity, and the lengths one might go to for romance, all while highlighting the challenges and absurdities of adolescence.

Twenty-seven years ago, Sam and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. In the years after, their father, John, taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back roads of America ... and he taught them how to kill it. Way back in 1862, Confederate Captain Jubal Beauchamp leads a charge across a Georgia battleground ... Fast forward to the present day and a civil war re-enactment on the same site becomes all too real. When Sam and Dean head down South to investigate, they discover that the past really isn't dead

'This is the Star Wars of every horror fan's dreams-gory, funny, and brimming with a blood-spattered cast of swashbucklers and space-zombies.' Seth Grahame- Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies When the Imperial prison barge Purge-temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy's most ruthless killers, Rebels, scoundrels, and thieves-breaks down in a distant part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back-bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours, nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine. And death is only the beginning. The Purge's half- dozen survivors will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

"The MaAfter the fall of the Empire but before the emergence of the First Order, a lone bounty hunter known as The Mandalorian travels the outer reaches of the galaxy. When his newest bounty hunting target turns out to be a small Child, the Mandalorian decides the Child must be protected at all costs.

The narrative offers a blend of humor and nostalgia, appealing to a modern audience that embraces spontaneity and adventure. With its quirky characters and whimsical plot, it captures the essence of retro geek culture while delivering an action-packed experience. The story is designed to entertain and resonate with those who live for the moment, making it a unique read for fans of lighthearted, adventurous tales.

Relive the excitement of the first season of Star Wars: The Mandalorian! After the fall of the Empire but before the emergence of the First Order, a lone bounty hunter known as The Mandalorian travels the outer reaches of the galaxy. When his newest bounty hunting target turns out to be a small Child, the Mandalorian decides the Child must be protected at all costs. Relive all the excitement of the first season of the smash-hit streaming series in this action-packed junior novel by Joe Schreiber! Includes an insert of color photos from the show!

Life has never been sweeter for Perry. He's eighteen, he's free, and his band is on tour in Europe. He's made it good ...until enigmatic femme fatale Gobi shows up in Venice and blows it all apart. Once again, Perry finds himself falling for the girl who holds his life in her hands. Will he live to tell the tale? And will Gobi?

Set on prom night, the story follows Perry, who aims to stick to his own plan while navigating unexpected chaos. Blending humor with action, the narrative captures the excitement and unpredictability of the evening, reminiscent of the charm of Ferris Bueller and the intensity of La Femme Nikita. As events unfold, Perry's night takes surprising twists, leading to a thrilling adventure that challenges his intentions and desires.

To fulfill his do-or-die mission for the dark masters he serves, the dreaded Darth Maul must take on a bloodthirsty prison warden, a cannibal gang, cutthroat crime lord Jabba the Hutt, and an unspeakable alien horror in order to capture the ultimate weapon: an object that will enable the Sith to conquer the galaxy. Set before the events of Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace

Relive the excitement of the hit series Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett !Former bounty hunter Boba Fett has survived the Sarlacc pit, nursed back to health and taken in by a tribe of Tuskens on Tatooine. When the tribe is slaughtered, Boba seeks revenge, and sets himself up in Jabba the Hutt’s old palace along with his new right hand, assassin Fennec Shand. But the fight for power on Tatooine goes deeper than expected, and Boba will need help from new and old allies in order to secure his position and avenge his tribe.It's just business. Or is it?