A humorous approach to German that shows that you can speak the lingo simply by using plain English. Essential phrases will trip off your tongue, gems It fell into the sauerkraut and disappeared , Do I have to join the tour , and Do you work out, or is that your natural build
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Drew Launay's literary journey is marked by a distinctive blend of narrative exploration and a keen insight into the human condition. His work is characterized by its engaging style and thoughtful examination of themes that resonate deeply with readers. Launay crafts stories that invite introspection, offering a unique perspective on the world through his captivating prose.







- 2017
- 2017
A humorous approach to French that shows that you can speak the lingo simply by using plain English. Invaluable phrases will trip off your tongue, gems Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me , You did not tell me it would be extra , and Are you sure that all these symptoms are caused by a liver attack
- 2006
Spanish for Xenophobes
- 64 pages
- 3 hours of reading
Spanish for Xenophobes is a humorous approach to Spanish that shows you can speak the language simply by using Plain English. Invaluable phrases will spill off your tongue, including such gems as: “Do you have a garlic-free zone?,” “Your donkey is standing on my foot,” and “It's going to take how long?” Fun in the sunAnyone attempting to understand the Spanish must first of all recognize the fact that they do not consider anything important except total enjoyment. If it is not enjoyable it will be ignored. You can't buy happinessThe happiness of the individual is considered to be much more important than money. The goat herder who strolls the countryside with his animals breathing in the fresh air and loving his problem-less life is much more admired than the wealthy industrialist who hasn't time to enjoy life and spends quite a lot of his earnings on medicines to calm his peptic ulcers. SexplicitIn Spain lust is ever in the air. There is nothing about the Spanish appreciation of sex that is inhibited or restrained. It is accepted that both men and women love making love, which is why there are very few sexual crimes in the country. Everything in triplicateIt is impossible to reside in Spain without spending part of your life applying to an authority for some sort of permit, either to be allowed to go on existing once you are born, to be allowed to stay if you have come from abroad, to be allowed to start a