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A Girl's Best Friend Is Her Money gives you the power to manage you own finances, from getting out of debt to saving for a fun-filled retirement.

Following in the footsteps of Sunday Times-bestselling The Little Book of Abuse, The Little Book of More Abuse contains more put-downs for those people who won't take no for an answer. Jasmine Birtles has compiled a selection of phrases that are suitable for use in a variety of situations, be it at the office, down the pub, or even in the bedroom. It includes gems such as "The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead," and "Next time you cross the road, don't look."

Following in the footsteps of The Little Book of Crap, this is a handy reference tome of one-liners to throw at annoying people. Based on the author's experience of dealing with hecklers on the stand-up circuit, it includes such classics as How many times do I have to flush before you go away?