Benrik Limited Books

"Lose Weight Get Laid Find God " is the world's first all-in-one Life Planner, from the bestselling authors of "This Diary Will Change Your Life." From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to planning the cryogenic freezing of your own body, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve. Whether you're 0 or 100, or somewhere in between, this beautifully designed riot of invention, style and humour is nothing less than the book of your life.Features 0 Make your birth unforgettable13 Go from loving to hating your parents24 Waste this year37 Have an early mid-life crisis43 Join the swinging scene60 Become grumpy82 Run for Pope98 Have a near-death experience100 Undergo cryogenic freezing

`Hip, visually delightful, and almost endlessly engaging book...they have solved at least one of your Christmas present problems.` Guardian The anarchic editors of cult bestseller This Diary Will Your Change Your Life are back with the 2006 edition. This diary doesn`t just record your daily doings, it dictates them. Benrik provide 52 weeks` worth of hilarious instructions that will tear your routine to shreds and make 2006 a year to remember. Prostitute yourself. Befriend an alien. Pester Bill Gates for money. Commit all seven sins simultaneously. These are some of the saner tasks that await you in the year ahead. Part instruction book, part therapy, part religious cult, part sheer mayhem, it`s guaranteed to change anyone`s life, who knows, perhaps even for the better... `Cheerfully nihilistic.` The Times `Wonderful, zany, absorbing.` Observer