The Alphabet Of Manliness
- 204 pages
- 8 hours of reading
"The Alphabet of Manliness" is a humorous novel written by Internet satirist and self-proclaimed pirate George Ouzounian, who is more famously known by his pseudonym Maddox.
Maddox is the visionary director of The Best Page in the Universe website. Once a humble programmer for a telemarketing company, he now presents himself as an embodiment of pure masculinity and chiseled good looks. When not authoring his own third-person biographies, he can be found writing articles for his website.


"The Alphabet of Manliness" is a humorous novel written by Internet satirist and self-proclaimed pirate George Ouzounian, who is more famously known by his pseudonym Maddox.
A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe .In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales doesn’t fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.