Quips and Quotes for Marvellous Mothers
'There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.' Proverb When the little angels are driving you crazy and you're one minivan away from being a personal taxi service, these wonderful quips and quotes will help to remind you that being a mum is the best job in the world.
Based on the bestselling F in Exams book series, this calendar presents a full year's worth of jaw droppingly wrong but hilariously real student test answers, plus all kinds of things everyone should have learned in school but didn't.
'I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.' 'My dads boss lives in a big hose.' 'When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.' Children are at their funniest when they're trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated. Enjoy this bumper edition of side-splitting spelling slip-ups and hilarious homework howlers.
Do you believe that goldfish have a 3-second memory span?Do you think coffee comes from a bean?If so, you've been lied to. But this book will set the record straight, so next time someone claims that Napoleon was short, or that shaving causes hair to grow back thicker, you can tell them smugly that everything they think they know is wrong.
Emphasizing the joys and challenges of grandparenthood, this humorous book offers a collection of witty quips and quotes that celebrate the unique bond between grandfathers and their grandchildren. It captures the delightful chaos that comes with family life, providing a lighthearted reminder of the rewarding experiences that make being a grandad such a cherished role.
'The away team were prevented from making a final strike due to a well-timed tickle' Laugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest slips and most blatant bloopers that ever made it into print (and some that didn't), from newspaper headlines to menus, and from small ads to social media. You'll be checking everything you type after reading this!
So you're getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you've still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay.
Win, lose or draw, players and fans always have something to say about it. Packed with the best quips and quotes from the sporting world, this huge collection will keep you smiling in the stands even when you're smarting from the scoreline.
Sport is the stuff of high drama, big personalities and some very memorable quips. Many players and coaches have captured exactly what it means to win, how it feels to lose and why we keep watching. This collection of funny and thoughtful words from across the sporting spectrum is at the top of its game, and the perfect gift for every fan.
The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books— F in Exams , F for Effort , F this Test , and F in Pop Quiz —plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers ( What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.
