The third epic and hilarious quest of Blart and his companions, featuring pirates, trolls, wolfdogs and much humorous skulduggery. Reads like 'The Princess Bride' meets Monty Python.
Dominic Barker Books
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Blart II : the boy who was wanted dead or alive - or both
- 353 pages
- 13 hours of reading
The second hilarious, unforgettable and utterly fantastic adventure of Blart - reading like The Princess Bride meets Monty Python.
Blart lives on a pig farm with his grandfather and doesn't care about being heroic or legendary, but he reluctantly embarks on an epic quest to save the world accompanied by a feisty princess who likes dragons, a warrior who's a big softie and a disaffected dwarf.
Blart II
- 393 pages
- 14 hours of reading
Blart is wanted, dead or alive. It's nice to be wanted, although not if you're gong to be skewered horribly by the Duke's army as a result. But it isn't just Blart's life that's at stake. The greatest sorcerer alive has made a very big and rather embarrassing mistake, and now Blart must embark on a perilous mission to save his own life, his friends' lives and potentially the world (again). And so begins another hilarious, unforgettable and utterly fantastic adventure (with pigs).