Oh my god, what a complete Aisling

Aisling is twenty-eight and still lives in Ballygobbard with her parents. She's always up for drinking Maguire's bar dry (using a coaster, she's not an animal). She thinks whoever invented the shirt/jumper combination - the schumper - is a fashion genius. She'd rather die than miss a free hotel breakfast. In short, she's a complete Aisling. Her boyfriend John is a bit of a ride, but after seven years Aisling wants more than two nights a week at his place. She wants to be able to answer the question 'When's it your turn?' by flashing a ring on her finger. Until a week in Tenerife with John ends in a break-up, and she surprises everyone by deciding it's time to move on, and introduce the Big Smoke of Dublin to the ways of the complete Aisling . . .