The bloody British!

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Ever apologized to an inanimate object? Formed a queue… alone? Or spent a night in a stranger’s cupboard because you were too polite to ask for help? Being British can be tricky, especially abroad, where your fellow countrymen are not known for blending in. As Brexit unfolds, bestselling humorist Paul Hawkins explores Britishness from an outsider’s perspective, revealing insights about home that emerge only after leaving it. This self-deprecating handbook uncovers the awkward secrets, cultural blind spots, and peculiarities of the people he once shared an island with, emphasizing that revenge is best served politely. Blending memoir with a guide to understanding a nation of well-meaning misfits, it offers humorous observations from the author’s experiences as a foreigner. Readers will find invaluable tips for Brits, expats, and visitors alike, including a language plan for Brits abroad, advice on being rude politely, and guidelines for successful banter. It even features an illustrated integration guide for British refugees in Europe. Perfect for fans of Very British Problems, Douglas Adams, and Bill Bryson, this book is an ideal gift for the socially awkward oddball in your life—especially if that oddball is you. Are you ready to meet The Bloody British?