Red Dwarf Titan

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Before the beginning. Before the accident that wipes out the crew, the mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Titan, and the crew is heading down for shore leave, all with different intentions A strangely reluctant hen party; a terminally-boring cultural Odyssey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; and an invigoratingly violent Shore Patrol. But menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions. Rimmer wants illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. But mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered somewhat unexpectedly when they receive a cryptic message. A message from the future. The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this but every other Reality. Along the way they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where bizarre dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda, lurk. So strap yourself in – the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.