By the author of "Practical Demonkeeping" and "Coyote Blue." Jody is a secretary working in San Francisco. Attacked one night, she finds that she has become a vampire. When a series of murders occur in the city, Jody sets out by night to find the killer.
A Love Story Series
This series plunges into the dark, pulsating depths of the undead world. It follows unexpected transformations, revealing how ordinary people, like wounded protagonists, grapple with their newfound, supernatural existence. The stories explore the challenges of eternity for those forced to abandon their old lives and how their fates intertwine with those who introduced them to this new realm. Expect a blend of dark humor, romance, and surprising twists within a supernatural setting.



Recommended Reading Order
You suck
- 320 pages
- 12 hours of reading
Waking up to discover that his girlfriend is a vampire and has transformed him into one, Thomas C. Flood - Tommy, to his friends - adapts to his new powers while dealing with a dangerous faction of bloodsuckers trying to kill off all other vampires
Bite me
- 349 pages
- 13 hours of reading
The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the great Bay Area night, and my mangahaired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since they're imprisoned in a bronze statue. Their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff like Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter—and thirstier—by the minute. Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby and the entire crew to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.