Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?
An absolutely hilarious, laugh out loud page turner
- 378 pages
- 14 hours of reading
It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right? I wake up, bleary-eyed, realizing it’s been two years, six months, and three hours since I last shaved my legs. My llama-patterned knickers have seen better days. With just seven minutes before the kids wake up, my husband shuffles closer, only to complain about a piece of Lego sticking into his back. Suddenly, a little voice yells, “IS SOMEONE COMING TO MAKE BREAKFAST?!” All thoughts of alone time vanish as I worry about running out of Cheerios and the overflowing laundry. Just another typical Monday morning for the Morton family… Until I head downstairs in my dressing gown and discover something belonging to my husband that was definitely not mentioned in our wedding vows. This revelation could either make us or break us. An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who feels they spend more time washing dishes than enjoying romance. Fans of relatable comedies will find themselves laughing out loud. Readers rave about the laugh-out-loud humor and realistic characters, noting the perfect blend of belly laughs and heartfelt moments. This insightful and endlessly witty take on parenthood captures the chaos and love of modern family life, making it a must-read for parents and non-parents alike.