Forget quicksand and shark attacks, child-rearing is the truly terrifying activity. A screaming baby on an airplane, no diapers (!), monsters hiding in the closet, a long family car trip, the first date—these are the high-risk adventures you need to survive. Fortunately, the authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series now keep parents safe, from cradle to teens. Hands-on, step-by-step instructions show you how to remove objects stuck in a child's nose or gum stuck in hair, and how to survive endless soccer games, slumber parties, and sleep deprivation. From baby-proofing the house to dealing with a dead pet, from the perils of the play-date to explaining about the birds and the bees, this essential guide tells parents what to really expect when your worst-case scenario is all in the family.
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks Series
This series hilariously equips readers with instructions for surviving the most improbable and outlandish scenarios imaginable. From encounters with venomous spiders to surviving a plane crash, these handbooks offer a blend of humor and surprisingly practical advice. It's perfect for anyone seeking entertainment while mentally preparing for the unexpected. Get ready to laugh and maybe even pick up a few useful, albeit bizarre, skills.





The Worst-Case Scenario. Survival Handbook
- 178 pages
- 7 hours of reading
The authors of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook take to the links! Dave and Josh join golf fanatic James Grace, drawing on their own tragic exploits and the experience of experts to help golfers survive dozens of dire situations. Learn how to finish a round with a broken arm, deal with a cigar brush fire, cure golf addiction, or remove a tick. Discover the best way to play out of a water hazard, make it through a lightning storm, or survive being hit in the privates. Hands-on, illustrated, step-by-step instructions guide you through these and other perils lurking on the fairway. With an appendix of rules for bizarre mis-haps, strategies for surmounting dress-code and equipment crises, and other essential survival tips, this handy guide won't help you save par-but it could save your bacon! Don't tee off without it.
Das Job-Survival-Buch. Überleben am Arbeitsplatz
- 192 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Nicht scherzen. Sie brauchen dieses Buch. Die ultimative Überlebenshilfe für den gefährlichsten Dschungel des 21. Jahrhunderts: Ihr Büro. Dutzende von illustrierten Tipps, um lebend aus den peinlichsten, amüsantesten und paradoxesten Situationen zu entkommen, die bei der Arbeit passieren können. Lernen Sie, mit Albtraum-Chefs und -Kollegen umzugehen, einen Job zu bekommen, für den Sie nicht geeignet sind, sich unbemerkt aus einer Besprechung zu stehlen, unbeschadet aus einer Entlassungswelle herauszukommen, mit kaffeebeschmutzten Dokumenten umzugehen, kompromittierende E-Mails zurückzurufen, Piercings und Tattoos zu verstecken... und durch geniale Kniffe und ein wenig gesunden Menschenverstand selbst die ungemütlichsten Umgebungen menschlicher zu gestalten.
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Golf
- 176 pages
- 7 hours of reading
The authors of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook take to the links! Dave and Josh join golf fanatic James Grace, drawing on their own tragic exploits and the experience of experts to help golfers survive dozens of dire situations. Learn how to finish a round with a broken arm, deal with a cigar brush fire, cure golf addiction, or remove a tick. Discover the best way to play out of a water hazard, make it through a lightning storm, or survive being hit in the privates. Hands-on, illustrated, step-by-step instructions guide you through these and other perils lurking on the fairway. With an appendix of rules for bizarre mis-haps, strategies for surmounting dress-code and equipment crises, and other essential survival tips, this handy guide won't help you save par-but it could save your bacon! Don't tee off without it.
Für den Held im Mann: Mit diesen Tipps und Tricks wird jeder Mann zum Alleskönner