At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prying the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy—just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think—it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.
Clive Whichelow Books






You Know You're a Tennis Fanatic When...
- 94 pages
- 4 hours of reading
This title humorously explores the traits of tennis fanatics, highlighting their dedication to the sport and the quirky behaviors that come with it. Discover if you're a competitive player or prefer enjoying the game from the sidelines.
Funny Mummy. Jokes, quotes, stories, lists and more - a laugh-out-loud book for and about mums!
- 256 pages
- 9 hours of reading
This book offers jokes, quotes, stories, and lists for and about mothers, featuring advice for new mums, in-jokes for seasoned mothers, cautionary tales for families, and relatable true stories for all parents.
Embrace your newfound freedom with essential survival skills! Learn financial tricks, like making three cups of tea from one bag, and master the art of conversation with 300 ways to chat about the weather.
A humorous take on marriage, emphasizing the need for survival skills like diplomacy. The partner is always right, highlighting the importance of compromise and understanding in a relationship.
How to Survive Parenthood
- 96 pages
- 4 hours of reading
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.
Celebrate another year of love, from those first moments to sharing everyday life, complete with matching outfits and weekly arguments. Embrace the joy of the future together, including quirky shared items and adventures!
Whether you're just going grey or growing old disgracefully this collection of comical verse on all things oldie, is the perfect pick-me-up for those who have been there, done it and want to do it all over again!
There's a baby on its way . . . help! How hard can parenting be, really? We've all seen it done before. But parenthood involves answering some very tricky questions, such as: should the father be there at the birth--especially if he can barely remember being there at the conception? And how long before the mother can start drinking wine again?
Odes for Grandparents
- 160 pages
- 6 hours of reading
This collection of comical verse on the ups, downs and roundabouts of being a grandparent is the perfect way to unwind after handing back the little darlings at the end of the day!