There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can get away with saying the most outrageous things. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from all your mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.
Whether you're just going grey or growing old disgracefully this collection of comical verse on all things oldie, is the perfect pick-me-up for those who have been there, done it and want to do it all over again!
There's a baby on its way . . . help! How hard can parenting be, really? We've all seen it done before. But parenthood involves answering some very tricky questions, such as: should the father be there at the birth--especially if he can barely remember being there at the conception? And how long before the mother can start drinking wine again?
This collection of comical verse on the ups, downs and roundabouts of being a grandparent is the perfect way to unwind after handing back the little darlings at the end of the day!
Welcome to the start of the rest of your life! Sometimes, being a beginner can be a good thing. Sure, you wouldn't want your pilot to announce that it's their first ever flight while you're 30,000 feet in the air, but everybody's got to start somewhere. When it comes to marriage, being a beginner means you're bound to make little mistakes - such as hogging the middle of the bed or burning the house down with your first home-cooked meal - but your partner will forgive you because they love you. And because now they're stuck with you. Honestly, they'll have forgotten all about it by the time you reach your silver wedding anniversary. Marriage is one big learning curve and you're jumping in at the deep end, but the wicked and witty advice in Marriage for Beginners will ensure that you make a real splash!
This title humorously explores the traits of tennis fanatics, highlighting their dedication to the sport and the quirky behaviors that come with it. Discover if you're a competitive player or prefer enjoying the game from the sidelines.
This title humorously explores the quirks of cricket fanatics, highlighting their obsession with the sport through amusing scenarios. It invites readers to assess their cricket knowledge and passion.
Embrace your newfound freedom with essential survival skills! Learn financial tricks, like making three cups of tea from one bag, and master the art of conversation with 300 ways to chat about the weather.
A humorous take on marriage, emphasizing the need for survival skills like diplomacy. The partner is always right, highlighting the importance of compromise and understanding in a relationship.
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.