At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prying the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy—just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think—it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.
Mike Haskins Books






How to Survive 50
- 96 pages
- 4 hours of reading
Brace yourself... 50 is approaching!There's no denying it - you've officially got `a few years' under your belt (and possibly a few extra notches on it). But don't trade your party gear for a pair of slippers just yet, because there's plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful little book, full of tongue- in-cheek advice, will help you carry on strutting your stuff for many years to come!
Man Walks Into a Bar: Over 5,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
- 448 pages
- 16 hours of reading
Packed with an array of humor, this joke book features knock-knock jokes, clever one-liners, and puns that guarantee laughter. It's designed specifically for adults, making it the perfect companion for parties or gatherings where a light-hearted atmosphere is desired. Enjoy the playful and ridiculous content that promises to entertain and amuse.
How to Survive Parenthood
- 96 pages
- 4 hours of reading
After returning from the hospital with your Louis Vuitton bag, you realize you've left the baby behind. Now the real challenge starts, requiring survival skills like courage to handle crying and tantrums, and immense patience.
Brace yourself... 40 is approaching!Once your thirties are behind you, there are no excuses left - you're indisputably experienced', certifiably mature'. But don't trade that margarita for a mug of cocoa just yet, because there's plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful little book, full of tongue-in-cheek advice, will help keep your mojo working for many years to come!
Explore ‘Beatle Land’ and the iconic sites associated with their fame, revealing why the city of Liverpool was crucial to their success. The “Fab Four”—John, Paul, George, and Ringo—were all born and brought up in Liverpool, and this illustrated guide reveals why the city was crucial to their musical success. Following in their footsteps and including a handy location map of iconic sites, the book explores the influence that these places had on their most famous singles. Readers will discover the significance of songs such as “Strawberry Fields Forever” and “Penny Lane” as well as iconic music venue The Cavern Club.
How to Survive Being a Teacher
- 96 pages
- 4 hours of reading
A new term begins and you can't wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer... or school didn't exist. To get through it, you're going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a teacher with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
How to Survive Being a Dog Owner
- 96 pages
- 4 hours of reading
You won't find a more loveable friend than you will in your dog. But if you're going to cope with its boundless energy and its total disregard for social niceties you're going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a dog owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
Packed with cricket’s greatest stories, from both on and off the field, famous quips, insults, pranks, mishaps, incredible facts and outrageous incidents – perfect for the cricket nut in your home.
Your job is rewarding, but if you're going to be faced with the horrors of the human body you're going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a doctor with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.