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Meet Bus Pass Barbara and Bus Pass Molly. Since they first met in Glasgows Buchanan Bus Station, they have been using their bus passes to explore new parts of Scotland they never dreamed theyd see. As they travel the country, they encounter crotchety drivers, snooty passengers and potentially eligible men, while saving weddings from catastrophes and walkers from sprained ankles. With a combination of both caustic wisecracking and cheeky humour, the Bus Pass Girls quickly become fast friends and travel companions as they navigate their way across the country.

Years have passed since the Scottish Independence Referendum was held and the political landscape has changed. Big Nellie Nellis has been voted First Minister, and things are about to get interesting as all the political parties are given the benefit of her very unparliamentary sound bites!

Scotland's bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious and often wise Scottish sayings. With an English counterpart for each expression, this book will appeal to both locals and visitors. Wittily covering a range of everyday topics, this is ideal for all those who enjoy Scottish humour.

Enjoy a laugh at the antics and wicked humour of Scottish referee Big Erchie, a powerhouse at five foot five, and a top grade referee who strikes fear into the hearts of managers and players alike as he applies the laws of the game.

A collection of the hilarious sayings and expresions favoured by the grannies of Glasgow, along with their English translations.

The perfectly formed humour title of the year everyone already wants

Features jokes classic, jokes new, jokes modern, old and blue. This title includes: Glasgow versus Edinburgh; Scotsmen; Scotswomen; The Scottish Parliament; kilts and bagpipes and stuff; the workplace; at home with the Scots; Scottish education; the Scots at worship; the fitba'; the English; prudence and money and the wee naughty ones. schovat popis

Allan Morrison has scoured the hearts and minds of Scots at home and abroad to form this compilation of sayings revealing the inner workings of that most formidable of personalities - the Scottish mother. Over 350 lies and 250 truths are presented, including A wee birdie told me.

A compilation of those phrases and sayings which hen-pecked and harassed (and well-loved) Scottish dads have uttered to their children over the years. Favourites include: Everyone in this house is entitled to my opinion! and It's OK wi' me if it's OK wi yer mother!.