Focusing on Irish lighthouse fatalities from 1786 to 1972, this book offers a comprehensive history of lightkeeping in Ireland, chronicling the often-overlooked stories of those who served in this vital role. It serves as a tribute to the individuals who lost their lives ensuring maritime safety. Additionally, it highlights numerous lighthouses, many now defunct, complemented by a collection of illustrations that capture both historical and contemporary perspectives.
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- 2022
- 2020
Set against the backdrop of Thatcher's Britain, the narrative follows Peter as he navigates the abandoned Dinorwig slate quarries in Snowdonia, tackling unique climbing routes like Orangutan Overhang and Supermassive Black Hole. Blending creative nonfiction with memoir and sports documentary, it captures the struggles and aspirations of a generation often overlooked, reflecting on both past and present experiences in the climbing community.
- 2018
The arse end of the year
- 158 pages
- 6 hours of reading
Through light verse, this book offers a humorous exploration of Christmas and winter, capturing the festive buildup, solstice, and post-holiday lethargy. It playfully addresses the less glamorous aspects of the season, from quirky observations about holiday traditions to the challenges of winter logistics. Peter Goulding's unique perspective and distinct style provide an entertaining and personal reflection on a time of year often filled with mixed emotions, ensuring readers experience both the joy and absurdity of the season.
- 2018
Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse
- 164 pages
- 6 hours of reading
With a mix of dark humor and absurdity, this collection of comic verse explores themes ranging from domestic violence to cosmic curiosities. The poet's imagination runs wild, addressing topics like the birth of Princess Charlotte and critiques of Tipperary and Offaly, alongside recurring motifs of murder and mayhem. Utilizing various poetic forms, Goulding tackles serious issues in a lighthearted manner, all while issuing a tongue-in-cheek cultural health warning about the content.
- 2017
The Hero, the Widow and the Army Pensions Board
- 282 pages
- 10 hours of reading
Set against the backdrop of the 1916 Easter Rising in Dublin, this narrative follows George Geoghegan, a foot soldier who became one of the 84 rebels killed during the uprising, and his wife, Margaret, who struggled to raise their three children in a notorious slum. The story highlights her relentless efforts to communicate with the Army Pensions Board for support. Additionally, it includes genealogical insights into the Geoghegan and Ledwidge families, enriching the historical context of their lives.
- 2017
The Island of Broken Biscuits
- 306 pages
- 11 hours of reading
A peculiar crime wave strikes Ireland as an employee in the Waterways Department realizes his last four Hobnobs are missing, coinciding with the theft of twenty-three packets of Rich Tea biscuits from a nearby supermarket. This unusual series of events prompts Chief Inspector Jacobs, known for his expertise in high-profile biscuit heists, to step in. As he races against time to resolve these bizarre thefts, the stability of social order hangs in the balance, highlighting the absurdity and significance of such seemingly trivial crimes.
- 2015
My gal got eaten by a grizzly bear (and other uplifting poems of the Wild Wild West)
- 114 pages
- 4 hours of reading
The book presents a collection of poems by Peter Goulding, an author with no expertise in the Wild West, who draws inspiration from classic western films. From his comfortable suburban home in Dublin, he explores themes of heroism and adventure through questionable verse, much to the dismay of literary critics. This unique and rare publication captures the absurdity of an outsider's perspective on a genre steeped in rugged mythology, offering a humorous take on life in the Wild West.
- 2013
The six gifts of womanhood
- 98 pages
- 4 hours of reading
Featuring a blend of humor and anarchic wit, this second volume of comic verse presents Peter Goulding's unique perspective on the chaos of contemporary life. Through a series of engaging poems, he explores the complexities of womanhood while offering a satirical take on societal norms. The collection showcases Goulding's talent for blending sharp commentary with playful language, making it a thought-provoking yet entertaining read.
- 2013
The Early Not Very Good Poems
- 170 pages
- 6 hours of reading
The collection features 200 examples of Peter Goulding's early comic verse, showcasing his "immature" years up to age 45. This compilation highlights the less polished side of his work, with most poems previously unpublished and considered lacking in merit. Readers are humorously warned that his later poems do not offer significant improvement, providing a candid glimpse into the author's formative attempts at poetry.
- 2013
He wishes for Nike runners
- 102 pages
- 4 hours of reading
The anthology features 128 poems showcasing Peter Goulding's unique perspective on life, often blending black humor with clever wordplay. His skillful use of rhyme and rhythm enhances the wit and depth of each piece, inviting readers to explore the nuances of his unconventional outlook.