Colin Bateman Books
Colin Bateman, a former journalist from Northern Ireland, has established himself as a celebrated novelist. His works are characterized by a keen insight into human nature, often exploring complex interpersonal dynamics. Bateman's writing style is skillful and engaging, drawing readers into his narratives with a compelling voice. His prose is lauded for its authenticity and emotional resonance, making his stories deeply impactful.







How to Teach French Phonetics
- 104 pages
- 4 hours of reading
EMPIRE STATE is a vintage Bateman adventure: wild, romantic and darkly, dangerously funny.
Dan Starkey returns! An exciting, compelling, endlessly inventive new novel featuring one of Bateman's best loved characters.
Embroidered Country Gardens
- 160 pages
- 6 hours of reading
Learn how to embroider all the elements of a typical English country garden and then apply your knowledge to create twelve exciting projects to keep or give as gifts.
Colin Bateman grew up in the pleasant seaside town of Bangor in Northern Ireland. Ten miles away, the IRA, the UDA and the UVF were blowing Belfast apart, but he was more concerned with making his first million through the GBA - the Gerbil Breeding Association (sadly short-lived when his gerbils turned out to be cannibals). Inspired by All the President' s Men and The Odessa File to become a crusading journalist, Bateman joined the local paper when he was a seventeen-year-old punk rocker, where instead of bringing down Presidents and finding Nazis, he found himself being hunted down by the notorious Kilcooley Strollers, a dance troupe with an axe to grind.So close to the Troubles, yet so far away - Thunder and Lightning is the story of one boy' s journey through the rather soft side of life in a town which lacked tough streets but boasted many cul-de-sacs. A town where an occasional terrorist bomb was seen as an opportunity to profiteer and where his father became a paramilitary by accident.
Dan Starkey returns! An hilarious, compelling, endlessly inventive new novel featuring one of Bateman's best loved characters
MYSTERY MAN, the first novel in this brilliant new series, was a Richard & Judy choice in 2009 and has sold over 100,000 copies
Wild About Harry
- 320 pages
- 12 hours of reading
Adapted for film, but also a bona-fide Bateman novel in its own right, WILD ABOUT HARRY is this 'dark and brilliant champion of words' at his very best.
Celebrity scandal, revenge, and a very big mouse...