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Carrie Hart

    Earth Survival Guide 2020: Why You Are Probably From Another Planet and How to Survive This One (At Least Through 2020)
    Earth Survival Guide: Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One
    • 2019

      The satirical premise of Earth Survival Guide 2020 (ESG2020 for short) is that life here on Earth is so confusing because, in fact, we are not from around here; hence the subtitle: Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One (At Least Through 2020). ESG2020 addresses the recent rise to power of the highly dangerous GRABs (Greedy Racist Aggressive Bullies) and BUFs (Blind Unthinking Followers). As a political/sociological satire, ESG2020 walks right on the edge between laugh-out-loud humor and deeply serious intent. Let ESG2020 help you cope with this life here on Earth, both through laughter and a deeper understanding of what is truly going on around us. In ESG2020 Guide 2020, you will: -Learn if you are one of the POPs (People from Other Planets) or an Earthling (Does Earth life make absolutely no sense at all? Then you're probably a POP.)-Learn to identify and deal with the dreaded GRABs (Greedy Racist Aggressive Bullies) and BUFs (Blind Unthinking Followers)-Explore the Survival Bible, a Glossary of Earth Terms, covering such broad, baffling topics as Religion, Money, Patriotism and Modern Medicine and the true meaning of terms like Me Too, Sexual Identity and Kleptocracy Read the book and then let's keep in touch during 2020 as we each do what we can in our own way.

      Earth Survival Guide 2020: Why You Are Probably From Another Planet and How to Survive This One (At Least Through 2020)
    • 2016

      Have you ever wondered why some people seem to fit right in, while you are in a state of perpetual confusion? Easy. It's because you are not an Earthling. You are one of the POPs (People from Other Planets) and you're confused, because things here on earth don't make any sense at all. You need the "Earth Survival Guide!" Learn how to spot an Earthling. Learn the true meaning of Earth terms, like 'truffles' and 'trophy wives.' Learn where you really come from and how to straighten out this place, save yourself and Earth, too. Learn the most important phrase for any POP to know: "Beam me up, Scottie!" It's all right here in the "Earth Survival Guide." Don't try to live on Earth without it.

      Earth Survival Guide: Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One