Dan Greenberg is a master of genre, transcending boundaries between humor, thriller, and children's literature. His works, often rooted in deep personal exploration, delve into the human condition with sharp wit and unflinching observation. From immersive psychological thrillers born from his own firsthand experiences to timeless humorous essays that have captivated millions, Greenberg's style is defined by its intelligence and accessibility. His prolific career across various media, from screenplays to stage contributions and children's series, showcases his versatility and enduring impact on literary and popular culture.
My name is Missy Hooper and I am Ben Franklin's Cat. You may think you know who Ben Franklin is, but did you know why the Brits loathed Ben but the French loved him? Did you know about Ben's many inventions, including the musical instrument glass armonica? Did you know about Ben's many aphorisms (some of which I helped him come up with)?
In a thrilling adventure, Klatu, along with his brother Lek and sister Ploo, crash-lands on Earth and finds themselves stranded in the Nevada desert. The situation escalates when Ploo is captured by military forces who mistake her for a threat. The story centers on Klatu and Lek's desperate mission to rescue Ploo from the clutches of the formidable Major Paine, raising the stakes as they race against time to prevent her from being imprisoned in Area 51.
The unexpected return of the Shluffmuffins twins' father, presumed lost after a Porta Potti accident, brings both joy and horror. While Wally and Cheyenne are excited to reunite, they can't ignore his unsettling zombie-like appearance and foul odor. Their adventure takes a turn when they learn that their friend, Professor Spydelle, has created a unique elixir that could restore him to life. This quirky tale blends humor and the supernatural, as the twins navigate the challenges of having a zombie dad and the quest for a cure.
In this second installment, the Shluffmuffin twins encounter their long-lost father, but he is drastically changed from their memories. Following a tragic Porta Potti accident, he has transformed into a terrifying figure, leading to unsettling revelations. The story blends elements of horror and dark humor as the twins navigate their complex feelings towards a father who is no longer the person they once knew.
Although a paid assassin is stalking Wally while his twin sister Cheyenne is under the power of the Ont Queen, it is up to them, their vampire Dad, and their friends to save the human race from the giant ants.
The Shluffmuffin twins face rejection due to Wally's terrible foot odor and Cheyenne's numerous allergies. However, the quirky Mandible sisters are determined to adopt them, despite living in the eerie Dripping Fang Forest. This strange locale is home to singing zombies and enormous glowing slugs, creating a whimsical yet perilous environment. The story explores themes of acceptance and the unconventional bonds that form in unexpected places.
Strange things just won't stop happening to Zack! One more out-of-this-world adventures join this funny series about a 10 year old who's prone to paranormal problems. Zack enters a horror film fan contest, and he and his best friend win an evening with Mella Bugosi, an aging horror film star with a Transylvanian accent. It's not long before Zack notices Mella has some pretty odd he avoids sunlight at all costs, he sleeps in a coffin, and...Zack hopes that's V-8 he's drinking! Could good old Mella be an actual vampire?
An unexpected encounter in Central Park leads Zack and his dad to an alien in need of fuel for its spaceship, which they amusingly find in mayonnaise. However, their adventure takes a turn as they face the challenge of retrieving the alien's abandoned spacecraft from the NYPD, setting the stage for a quirky and imaginative journey filled with humor and unexpected twists.
For the Rest of the Century
In this updated and revised edition of How to Make Yourself Miserable, Dan Greenburg and Marcia Jacobs walk readers through every phase of self-torture and humiliation imaginable, bringing them through the twentieth century feeling more miserable, guilty, and worried than ever!
