The The Wee Book O' Cludgie Banter

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Did ye ken tha 'oan average, fowk spend wan hour an' forty-two minutes ivry week in the cludgie? An' did ye ken tha' o'er forty-five per cent o' Scots believe tha' the cludgie is the only place they can get ony peace an' quiet? Look how important wur cludgies are! Weel, jist grab this Wee Book an' mak' the maist o' yer time ahint the locked door.The banter rips alang wi' jokes an' puzzles, stories an' a' sorts. So much tae dae! So why no' string yer quiet time oot? Heng aboot? Huv a nice hoat shower? Stick yer trotters up? Gaun tackle the challenge o' the Cludgie Wurdsearch, get tae grips wi' Cludgie Aerobics an learn the new language o' Parliamo Cludgie. Jings, it cuid be a whole new wurld in there. Crackin'!