Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers / Bubba Ho-Tep

Years before facing the cowboy hat-wearing mummy Bubba Ho-Tep in the Shady Acres Convalescent Home, Elvis found himself battling interdimensional body-dessicating beings at the behest of his manager, Colonel Parker. Joining him on this journey is clairvoyant Blind Man, master-planner Jack, hammer-swinging John Henry, bodyguard Johnny Smack, and trainee Jenny Jo Dallas. Down in New Orleans awaits the Big Mama, who would like nothing more than to drain the "Jacked-Up Mojo" from the group.