A to Zion

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A to Zion - The definitive Israeli Lexicon is a fictitious alphabetic satirical lexicon.A is for Anti-Semites and for Arabs, B is for BBC and Britain, and so on for the entire alphabet. This book is for everyone. Containing important and eye-opening definitions Bar Mitzvah -- the moment when the male Jew accepts that his foreskin is not going to grow backCanaan -- the land of milking moneyCatch 22 -- free hamHumus -- a traditional Jewish Polish vegetarian dish brought to the Middle East by Zionist pioneers. Not to be confused with HamasJewish mother -- Just like a Jewish father but with ballsWater -- is vital for all known forms of life except Palestinians If you happen to be troubled by the book's content, perhaps this book is not for you or perhaps you think it is about you.