Danger is Everywhere

Hello, reader. My name is Docter* Noel Zone and I am a Dangerologist. I used to work as a swimming-pool lifeguard. Until I realized what actually makes swimming pools dangerous: Water! So I got rid of all the water. What is the point of this Book? That is a good question. Good questioning! To remind you that Danger is Everywhere To make you into a qualified Dangerologist (Level1) I've braved every everyday danger so you don't have to . . . * I gave myself the first name Docter so I could concentrate all of my energy on being a Dangerologist. It saved a lot of time and hardly anyone notices the spelling. www.dangeriseverywhere.co.uk