Mommy, Your Name is Poo Poo

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Their infancies tested your body… the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning Mommy Haiku’d All Over the Baby , author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman’s follow-up memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless – much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers she chronicles. From projectile vomit to competitive birthday partying, it's all here. The maniacs who used to be our babies are calling -- and mispronouncing -- the shots. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy the ride while Mommy drives the minivan and provides the snacks.Don't miss Jordana's other titles, including San Francisco Book Festival winner A poetic memoir of 87 blind dates and one future husband .