The Perfect Plan

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We turkeys of the AoALA found and published a partial manuscript titled The Perfect Plan. The novel includes extemporized notes (some of which are personal), from the writers of the document. The original authors and or co-authors of the manuscript are five scripters, the executive in charge of writing, and a demon. The plot revolves around Jimmie Linguine who is born and tragically murdered by his mother Izabelle. The goddess, Urdu, known as THE WET NURSE OF THE UNIVERSE, reincarnates Jimmie. She gives him brief life cycles with cruel apathetic mothers. Urdu also gives him a perpetual purpose—that is to destroy the world. The Perfect Plan documents Jimmies interactions and adventures with the men and women, replicas, gods, semi-gods, demons, goats, squirrels, dogs, turkeys, slugs, and cockroaches who travel with him through time to achieve the story’s ending—The End? Nope! The Perfect Plan has five endings. Bye-the-bye if humans are reading this blurb—Something went terribly wrong!