The Petrified Condom

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Meet the cast of The Petrified CondomCandace Walton - first date - gladly accepts big sister Audrea's makeup ... but declines gift number two - a condom. Twenty years and two kids later there's suddenly knocking at a door ... she's supposed to have weddingly welded shut.Audrea - single-handed crusader - freelances her way through life's war zones ... battling bosses, bottles and her brother-in-law.Spring - rock-and-roll survivor (barely) - lists everything she wants in a partner ... but forgets to specify which sexRuth - widowed, childless - life seems as good as it's gonna get ... until she's struck by postmenopausal resurrectionMarjory - workaholic - has everything but the kid ... plan 'B' won't require small talk or changing sheetsWhen Candace's suburban life is catalyzed by a pair of smashed tail lights, she wakes up to find a revolution going on around and within her. She might find a life more worth living ... if she can dig herself out of a Costa Orchidean jungle alive.Join the excavation as the girls go digging - Petrified Condoms - in backroads, backseats and bedrooms. 'Happily ever after' may falter, but friends stick around.And hasn't destiny always got something else up his sleeve?... or elsewhere