God Just Wanted To Play Golf

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All God wanted out of life was for his private elevator to be repaired, ten minutes of peace to drink his tea and eat Girl Scout cookies, and a round of golf with the recently deceased British Prime Minister. So when he discovers his administration staff has mistakenly sent the Grim Reaper a list of souls not ready for collection, his entire world is thrown into chaos. Furious with the error, the Grim Reaper vows to take devastating measures if the issue is not resolved. However, due to a broken database and processes implemented by the worst kind of corporate middle management, God¿s staff fails to rectify the problem and he makes good on his threat. When Harriet Jenkins of Oceanview, Arizona dies in her sleep, the Grim Reaper violates one of the most important rules in the universe, he does not reap her soul and stuck in limbo between life and death, she returns as one of the living dead. Recovering from the annual Forefather's Day festivities, the mostly hung over residents fight for their lives as Harriet brings the apocalypse to their doorstep. Heaven learns of the events unraveling below and determines divine intervention is required. When the survivors mistakenly kill the angels sent down to find patient zero, Heaven calls in the big guns, and God himself is forced to visit earth for the first time.