This series takes readers on a wildly absurd journey into the heart of a tropical paradise, blending elements of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, and clandestine missions. Follow the misadventures of a hapless hero thrust into perilous situations filled with bizarre characters and unexpected twists. It's a raucous ride packed with dark humor, audacious schemes, and outlandish adventures in remote corners of the globe. Prepare for narratives that are as irreverent as they are ingenious and hilariously funny.
Set in the heart of a tropical paradise - a world of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, ninjas, and talking fruit bats, this is the story of Tucker Case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation.
'Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through the tiny community of Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit. But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed; no, his dog hasn't run away from home. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the seven-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead. But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle," he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen. Move over, Charles Dickens -- it's Christopher Moore time.