Augusten Burroughs Book order (chronological)

Augusten Burroughs, jeden z nejprodávanějších autorů podle žebříčku New York Times, autor úspěšného bestselleru, který vyšel v češtině pod názvem Hlava nehlava, přichází s průkopnickou knihou, která zkoumá, jak přežít to, co si myslíte, že přežít nemůžete/nedokážete. Jak to všechno přežít? Pokud jste tlustí a každá dieta u vás selhává, pokud jste štíhlí, ale ne úplně podle svých představ, pokud jste ztratili práci, zemřelo vám dítě, máte diagnózu rakoviny, vždycky skončíte s nesprávným typem člověka nebo sami, nemůžete se přenést přes svou minulost, pokud jsou vaši rodiče šílení a ničí vám život, pokud si opravdu a upřímně přejete, abyste byli mrtví, pokud máte pocit, že je to váš osud, pokud věříte, že se život proti vám spikl, pokud odmítáte sex se svým partnerem, pokud se cítíte zahanbeně, ztratili jste se v životě, pokud jste někdy žasli nad tím, jak tohle všechno přežít… Tohle je návod, jak na to.

Lust & Wonder is a hilariously frank memoir that Augusten's legions of fans have been waiting for. His story began in Running with Scissors, endured through Dry, and continues with this memoir, the capstone to the life of Augusten Burroughs.

"From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running With Scissors comes a groundbreaking book that explores how to survive the "un-survivable" and will challenge your notion of self-help books."--Publisher's description

A New York Times bestseller, this book by Augusten Burroughs explores the complexities of Christmas through humor and personal reflection. With his signature wit, Burroughs reveals how the holidays can evoke both our worst and best selves, making it a poignant read for those who love and loathe the season.

"Running with Scissors" author Augusten Burroughs presents this memoir about his father.

From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection yet.This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy. Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users. This book has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this book, as have people with certain heart conditions. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. This text is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---readers afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure.  Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.

'Sellevision' is America's premier retail broadcasting network, and presenter Max Andrews is the jewel in its broadcasting crown. But when the handsome (and lonely and gay) Max accidentally exposes himself in front of sixty million kids the channel faces its biggest scandal. No-one at the network will emerge untarnished as a result of Max's gaping bathrobe during the Slumber Sunday Sundown slot..

From the number-one bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes Augusten Burroughs's most eagerly anticipated collection yet: true stories that give voice to the thoughts that we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television commercial: "Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I can now trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It was the first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an instant after being completely crushed. I believe those three words "We want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and from then on, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break" A contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. A different kind of "roof work." Dating an undertaker who shows up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten Burroughs's life: a collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.

From the bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Dry—the hilarious, moving, and no less bizarre account of what happened next. You may not know it, but you've met Augusten Burroughs. You've seen him on the street, in bars, on the subway, at restaurants: a twenty-something guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had to drinks, Augusten was circling the drain by having twelve; when the ordinary person went home at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. Loud, distracting ties, automated wake-up calls, and cologne on the tongue could only hide so much for so long. At the request (well, it wasn't really a request) of his employers, Augusten landed in rehab, where his dreams of group therapy with Robert Downey, Jr., are immediately dashed by the grim reality of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. But when Augusten is forced to examine himself, something actually starts to click, and that's when he finds himself in the worst trouble of all. Because when his thirty days are up, he has to return to his same drunken Manhattan life—and live it sober. What follows is a memoir that's as moving as it is funny, as heartbreaking as it is real. Dry is the story of love, loss, and Starbucks as a higher power.

The #1 New York Times Bestseller and an Entertainment Weekly Top Ten Book of the Year, this true story follows a boy whose mother, a poet with delusions of grandeur, gives him away to her eccentric psychiatrist resembling Santa Claus. At twelve, Burroughs finds himself living in Victorian squalor with the doctor's unusual family and befriending a pedophile in the backyard shed. This account captures an outlaw childhood where rules were nonexistent, the Christmas tree remained up year-round, Valium was consumed like candy, and an electroshock therapy machine served as entertainment during dull moments. It is a funny yet harrowing tale of survival under extraordinary circumstances. The acknowledgments express deep gratitude to various individuals and the author's family for their roles in shaping his memorable childhood. The author recognizes the real-life family members portrayed in the book and appreciates their acceptance, noting that their memories may differ from his own. The intention was never to cause harm, and both the author and publisher regret any unintended consequences from its publication. Ultimately, the author thanks his brother for exemplifying the importance of being wholly unique.