William Crystal is an American actor, writer, producer, comedian, and film director whose career began in the 1970s. He rose to prominence in television and later became a Hollywood film star. His work is characterized by comedic talent and an ability to entertain audiences across various genres and formats.
He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards.
Seventy-seven million baby boomers have either recently joined or will soon join the author at this milestone birthday. In this New York Times bestseller, he looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his storied life and provides a roadmap to the absurdities and challenges that come along with aging.
Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys
Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians as he turns 65, and a look back at a remarkable career Billy Crystal is turning 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like "Buying the Plot" and "Nodding Off," Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Readers get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever "test positive for Maalox"), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion ("the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac"), grandparenting, and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.
Excitement fills the air as Grandpa eagerly anticipates a special event. The story captures the warmth and joy of family gatherings, highlighting the bond between generations. As Grandpa prepares for the occasion, readers are invited to experience the love and anticipation that come with cherished moments spent with loved ones. The narrative emphasizes the importance of family connections and the happiness that shared experiences bring.
Celebrating the joys of impending grandparenthood, this book captures the excitement and heartfelt moments a new grandpa looks forward to sharing with his grandchild. From cozy naps to thrilling baseball games, the narrative highlights the small yet significant experiences that define the bond between a grandparent and grandchild, all infused with humor and warmth by Emmy Award-winning comedian Billy Crystal.