'Delightfully subversive, I loved it' RED The darkly funny new novel from Polari Prize-shortlisted author Crystal Jeans, inspired in part by Dickens' Great Expectations…
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Crystal Jeans crafts prose and poetry that delves into the profound themes of caregiving and the intricate tapestry of human relationships. Her distinctive voice captures the emotional weight and nuanced realities of lived experience, particularly from the perspective of those who care for others. With a keen eye for detail and a lyrical sensibility, she explores the complexities of vulnerability and resilience. Her work offers a sensitive and authentic portrayal of the human condition.
- 2024
- 2021
'An absolute *blinder* ... so so funny and sexy. So excited now to read everything by Crystal Jeans' Caroline O'Donoghue, author of Scenes of a Graphic Nature
- 2019
The Homeless Heart-throb
- 256 pages
- 9 hours of reading
Alternately hilarious, shocking and sad, Crystal Jeans' latest novel is set in Cardiff. But perhaps not the Cardiff the urban planners would use in their shiny advertising campaigns. Lit up with authentic characters and appealing voices, and the full gamut of human relationships platonic, romantic and sexual this is an unputdownable journey into the underside of contemporary Wales.
- 2017
Lightswitches Are My Kryptonite
- 192 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Sylvester is a man with a problem - an OCD problem. Lightswitches are my Kryptonite is a roller coaster ride through paranoia, drink and psychedelia as Sylvester, his father and Sylvester's fragile friend Patty negotiate their way around a city which seems determined to push them to the limits. Along the way there are laughs, horror and moments of tender compassion. And the story of what happened to Sylvester's mum, which has made him the young man he is: frightened, brave, compassionate, kind - not quite broken, not quite fixed.
- 2016
The Vegetarian Tigers Of Paradise
- 252 pages
- 9 hours of reading
Sometimes Crissy's mum is her best friend, sometimes a woman to be frightened of. A diet of Hammer horror and cake mix has hardened her heart and her arteries and even Jehovah can't bring her into line. She's never going to be like other mums. One misstep and Crissy is ordered to pack her bags: she's off to live with Freddy Krueger on the other side of the woods... The Vegetarian Tigers of Paradise is a heart-warming, occasionally scabrous insight into growing up wild in the 1990s when your family didn't quite fit in – a wise and witty debut from a talented and unusual voice