Ann Hodgman is an American author primarily recognized for her extensive work in children's literature. Her writing is characterized by sharp wit and an insightful, often humorous, perspective on everyday subjects. Beyond her contributions to young readers, she has also authored cookbooks and humor books, showcasing a distinctive narrative voice and keen observational skills. Her essays have been featured in notable collections, and her narratives frequently delve into unconventional topics with unexpected depth.
Meg, her friend Voldar, and "Batboy," an injured baby bat, must complete a dangerous mission at the vampire castle ordered by her bloodsucking ex-babysitter--or else she will be the next vampire in Drazylvonia.
Eleven-year-old Meg is not happy that her mother insists on hiring a babysitter for her and her younger brother, especially one with pointed teeth and a fondness for biting people's necks.
Meg and her friend Kelly are babysitting and trying also to keep away a vampire.
C.D. Bitesky realizes he has a big problem when his fifth-grade teacher asks everyone in class to bring in an old family recipe for a Thanksgiving celebration. Sure, his Transylvanian ancestors all had their favorite nourishment--but then vampires have such peculiar tastes!