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- 2024
- 2023
Combining humor with insightful spoken word, Michael Shaeffer presents a vibrant collection of poetry that weaves together whimsical narratives featuring eccentric characters and unexpected scenarios. The work includes lively tales of diverse subjects, from misfit muppets to apocalyptic rock-outs, and cleverly integrates celebrity cameos. Readers will encounter a playful sestina and an epic haibun, all while enjoying the unique blend of comedy and reflection that highlights the absurdities of life and pop culture.
- 2022
Lost in the Flood
- 144 pages
- 6 hours of reading
Michael Shaeffer's fifth poetry collection showcases a humorous blend of diverse themes, ranging from floodwaters and funerals to pop culture references like Star Wars and professional wrestling. The poems explore a variety of quirky topics, including chainsaw sestinas, Prince haikus, and even Simpsons erotica. Shaeffer's unique voice captures the absurdities of life, love, and loss with wit, making this collection a playful yet poignant reflection on contemporary experiences and cultural phenomena.
- 2021
No Exit for Chickens
- 162 pages
- 6 hours of reading
Michael Shaeffer, a National Poetry Slam performer, presents a collection of 100 poems that blend humor and heart, exploring themes of superheroes, rock 'n' roll, and pop culture. His work delves into quirky subjects like Alaskan adventures, junk food, and existential musings, all while reflecting on nostalgia and regret. With a vibrant style, he captivates readers by intertwining the fantastical with the everyday, offering a unique perspective on both whimsical and profound experiences.
- 2021
Featuring 60 whimsical pages filled with expansive coloring landscapes and playful illustrations, this book offers a fun blend of creative rhyming couplets perfect for reading aloud. It engages children through the alphabet, covering letters A to Z, with an amusing twist of including the letter P twice. Ideal for entertaining kids of various ages, it's a delightful choice for parents, relatives, or caregivers looking to spark creativity and laughter during storytime.
- 2020
From Alphabet St. to When Doves Cry - A Haiku Companion for Prince
- 168 pages
- 6 hours of reading
Michael Shaeffer crafts over 550 short poems inspired by Prince's extensive discography, spanning more than 40 albums and several films. Each poem captures the essence of Prince's eccentric character, blending humor, poignancy, and funk. This collection showcases the artist's influence through a unique poetic lens, celebrating his legacy in a vibrant and creative way.