Simon McHardy Books

Caleb Botha has idolised his murderous Uncle Red all his life. Now, in his twenties and with no prospects, he and his idiot brother, Sunny, decide they want to be infamous too. Together, they set off across the outback on a killing spree that Caleb hopes will rival even that of his legendary Uncle. If there is one thing Caleb has learned from the whispered tales of Uncle Red’s legacy, it is that there is more to killing than just the body count. To truly leave your mark and be remembered, each kill must be carried out in a manner more hilarious and sadistic than the last. The boys have their work cut out for them and are determined to make Uncle Red proud by taking up the mantle and becoming the next generation of true Aussie Sickos.Warning! This book contains graphic content and adult language. It may disturb some readers and should only be read by seasoned readers of extreme sexual horror and violence.

WARNING! EXTREME SEXUAL HORROR After a fried-chicken-fueled sex romp, Eddie embarks on a perverted odyssey. Murder, torture, geriatrics, bugs, and big, beautiful women all fail to satisfy until he meets the Maggot Mother-a nymphomaniac, cannibal, human-maggot hybrid with a sweet side. As the calories and corpses pile up, a beautiful cop with her own dark sexual perversions is hot on Eddie's trail. What will be the end result when their depraved worlds finally collide?

McHardy & Hawker serve you up ten of the most brutal, extreme, satirical, non-politically correct short stories that you can imagine (or can't imagine). From mischievous morgue workers to mutant rabbits, a haunted transwoman to Buddy Holly's parasitic twin, every unique tale pushes a topical boundary like it's an old lady into the path of an oncoming bus. Bizarre. Hilarious. Tragic. Completely uncensored. The gruesome duo's first anthology is a feast of literary filth that is certain to cement their reputation as splatterpunk kings. And, if you are offended by any of the material contained within these pages, don't bother complaining. McHardy & Hawker don't care.

Caleb odkąd pamięta jest zafascynowany Wujkiem Redem, seryjnym zabójcą. Niezdrowa fascynacja legendarnymi dokonaniami niesławnego Reda popycha Caleba i jego niedorozwiniętego brata Sunniego do wyruszenia w drogę po pustkowiach Australii. Bracia doskonale wiedzą, że samo zabijanie nie wystarczy, aby stać się legendą. Każde kolejne morderstwo musi być oryginalniejsze i brutalniejsze. Za wszelką cenę chcą przynieść dumę wujowi, jak na Australijskich psycholi przystało. Wyrusz z szalonymi braćmi w podróż do piekła, przez australijskie pustkowia OSTRZEŻENIE Ta książka zawiera sceny i tematy, które są obrzydliwe i bulwersujące, dlatego też nie jest przeznaczona dla osób, które mogłyby się poczuć z tego powodu dotknięte