Colin Heston Books

Colin Heston, a criminologist of international renown, transitions from a prolific career in non-fiction to a compelling foray into fiction. His literary endeavors are now focused on crafting narratives that delve into the complexities of human nature and societal dynamics, themes he explored extensively in his prior academic work. Heston masterfully interweaves suspense with profound psychological insight, creating works that challenge readers to consider intricate ethical dilemmas and the human condition. His prose is direct and impactful, echoing his scholarly background while maintaining a distinct literary flair and engaging storytelling.

Holy Water
284 pages
10 hours of reading
"In this Pythonesque farce, Alphonso, supreme Mexican drug lord, infiltrates the Vatican and corners the market in Holy Water. The pope dies mysteriously from erectile dysfunction and Alphonso replaces him with his friend Cardinal Pollagrande, whose housekeeper is a robot called Estelle. Awash in money, Alphonso buys his LGBTQ daughter, Julia, a New Jersey State university, and renames it Virgin Hall. The Pope visits for its Pentecostal opening that features dancing with tiger snakes. Naturally, this is followed by various annulments, an impromptu papal conclave, and a revision of the Virgin Hall touching and safe space policies"-- Provided by publisher

Holy Water