The classic nursery rhymes we know and love—upside-down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of bounds—as only Jon Scieszka could stage them. Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaism’s rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wright’s The Real Mother Goose, this anthology of absurdity unravels the fabric of classic nursery rhymes and stitches them back together (or not quite together) in every clever way possible. One by one, cherished nursery rhymes—from “Humpty Dumpty” to “Hickory Dickory Dock,” “Jack Be Nimble” to “Mother Hubbard”—fall prey to sly subversion as master of fracture Jon Scieszka and acclaimed illustrator Julia Rothman refashion them into comics strips, errant book reports, anagrams, and manic mash-ups. Playfully reconstructed, the thirty-six old-new rhymes invite further baloney, bringing kids in on the joke and inviting them to revel in reimagining. Featuring robust back matter, this irreverent take on the rhymes of childhood is a great gift for child readers and a rich classroom resource across grade levels, and a is a love song to a living language.
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Jon Scieszka is celebrated for his ability to deconstruct and retell classic tales from fresh, unexpected viewpoints. His style is playful and ironic, often subverting reader expectations by presenting familiar narratives with a humorous yet insightful twist. Scieszka masterfully employs language to bring his characters and their motivations to life, creating works that are both entertaining and thought-provoking. His writing frequently explores themes of storytelling, truth, and perspective, establishing him as a distinctive voice in children's literature.






- 2022
- 2021
This series is THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY meets THE BAD GUYS in a funny, visually daring adventure series for reluctant readers, teachers, and librarians alike.
- 2020
On their second mission to find another habitable planet, the four mutant animals, LaserShark, AstroWolf, SmartHawk, and StinkBug, splash land on the Water Planet, run by some suspiciously friendly clams, who are very eager to swap planets--and if the AstroNuts can stop arguing among themselves they may find out why before it is too late.
- 2019
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Captain Underpants in a funny, visually daring adventure series perfect for reluctant readers, teachers, and librarians alike.
- 2018
Frank Einstein and the Space-Time Zipper (Frank Einstein series #6)
- 176 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Frank Einstein and friends invent the Space-Time Zipper that connects folds in space-time and allows travel across the universe.
- 2017
Guys Read: Heroes & Villains
- 288 pages
- 11 hours of reading
Heroes and Villains, the seventh volume in Jon Scieszka’s Guys Read Library of Great Reading, is chock-full of adventure featuring an array of characters—with and without capes. Featuring ten all-new, original stories that run the gamut from fantasy to comics to contemporary adventure to nonfiction, and featuring eleven of the most acclaimed, exciting writers for kids working today, this collection is the perfect book for you, whether you use your powers for good—or evil. Authors include Laurie Halse Anderson, Cathy Camper and Raúl Gonzalez, Sharon Creech, Jack Gantos, Christopher Healy, Deborah Hopkinson, Ingrid Law, Pam Muñoz Ryan, Lemony Snicket, and Eugene Yelchin, with illustrations by Jeff Stokely.
- 2017
Frank Einstein and the Bio-Action Gizmo (Frank Einstein #5)
- 192 pages
- 7 hours of reading
Explore the wonders of planet Earth in the fifth book the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein series
- 2017
Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
- 179 pages
- 7 hours of reading
In his Grandpa Al's garage workshop, child genius Frank Einstein tries to invent a robot that can learn on its own, and after an accident brings wisecracking Klink and overly expressive Klank to life, they set about helping Frank perfect his Antimatter Motor until his archnemesis, T. Edison, steals the robots for his doomsday plan. In Grandpa Al's garage workshop, child genius Frank Einstein tries to invent a robot that can learn on its own, and after an accident brings Klink and Klank to life, they set about helping Frank perfect his Antimatter Motor. Book #1
- 2016
Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt (Frank Einstein series #4)
- 224 pages
- 8 hours of reading
Frank Einstein's adventures continue-this time involving the science of life- in this winning combination of real-life science and humour from the New York Times bestselling team of Jon Scieszka and Brian Biggs, now available in paperback!
- 2015
Guys Read: Terrifying Tales
- 288 pages
- 11 hours of reading
Featuring ten spine-chilling tales, this collection brings together a diverse group of authors renowned for their ability to evoke fear and suspense. Each story promises to keep readers on edge, with contributions from both established and emerging voices in the genre. Accompanied by haunting illustrations from Gris Grimly, the anthology explores various themes of horror, making it an engaging read for those who enjoy a good scare. Perfect for fans of spooky stories, it invites readers to embrace the thrill of the unknown.