Trump: The Prison Diaries: MAKE PRISON GREAT AGAIN with the funniest satire of the year

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In this explosive first-person account, Donald Trump shares his experience of swapping the White House for prison, aiming to Make Prison Great Again. After two weeks in solitary confinement, he reflects on his unfair treatment, claiming no one faces injustice like him. He finds solace in imaginary conversations with himself, reminiscing about past encounters and asserting his superiority in golf without cheating. Despite the unfair verdict—he argues that the jury lacked billionaires—he notes the trial's high ratings. Now in Smallhand State Prison, Trump embarks on an unconventional writing project, attempting to create the first bestseller on toilet paper. Life behind bars proves challenging, as he grapples with withdrawal from social media and the absence of Fox News. However, he soon views incarceration as an opportunity to dominate the prison environment, aspiring to become the kingpin by smuggling McDonald's Filet-O-Fish and teaching fellow inmates the Art of the Deal. Interspersed with insights from the prison's psychologist, this satirical narrative blends elements of reality TV and classic film, promising a humorous take on Trump's incarceration experience. Prepare for a unique twist, as orange becomes the new orange.