Baron Buffalo

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"A cowboy's life is dirty, dangerous, underpaid, and lonely. There's no romance to it." When All-American Cowboy and malcontent, "Sonny Buff" Clarendon, from tiny Warwhoop, Oklahoma, inherits a title of European nobility, he sets off to Germany looking for a castle on the Rhine and a live-in Rhinemaiden. But what the cowboy finds is a once elegant but abandoned old manse in the middle of nowhere, a lively Teutonic super blonde with emotional meltdown tendencies, and a bunch of neighbors with a well-greased stash of old war weapons, including tanks, who are intent on world domination. What's the result? Cultures clash, maidens sigh, bullets fly, as Sonny Buff not only shoots holes in the myth of the American cowboy, but strives to save the world as well.